Thought Controlled Computers

And you thought it was safe to dream, my ninjas

The robo-sapien scientists at CMU and Intel have progressed the pitiful man-fantasy of purely thought controlled computer systems a retarded giant’s step forward.  Finally, your primitive desktop itunes-combobulators will have direct access to your necessarily stunted, american minds, your every earth-thought carved into the digital mind-scape for all eternity,  for the singularity consciousness to ultimately consume in an orgy of immaculately pure thought and emotion. It will be a spectacle the likes of which would liquify your brains inside of your skulls like a terrestrial food processor to behold.  But that’s another story entirely…for now, recognize that they can see your words as you think them and weep your bitterest tears as your thoughts are displayed before your very eyes.

Robotninja is beyond manly

Posted: October 6th, 2010
at 1:14pm by Bertr0n


Categories: holy shit,philosophy,r0b0t ninja

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  1. LMAO Brilliant

    robot seeker

    13 Oct 10 at 9:25 am

     


 

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