Indamixx: Portable Production tools for Datazz

Indeed, esteemed ninjamen.

The good people over at the National Beatmakers Association have constructed a portable music making device sure to offset the delicate balance of the cosmos.  This little bastard might be the anti-christ, but it might also be mankind’s last and greatest hope (like Obama!), enabling seasoned pros and neophytes alike to record and sequence their music on a solid and portable jambone (unlike Obama).  From the site:

Software

• Linux Multimedia Real Time Operating System (OS) – (Low Latency)
• Pre Loaded Software ‘Suite’ (no software or drivers to load)
• Free Software Updates
• Customizable (Open Platform)
• Faster Editing With Touch Screen

Hardware

• Small Form Factor – Ultra Portable
• 40 Gigabyte Hard Drive
• Robust 7.0″ Display at 1024×600
• Hold Switch (Lock Function)
• VGA Port For External Monitor
• Two USB 2.0 Ports

The fact that it’s linux based makes it as stable as the spatial fabric upon which your delicate dimension is nestled. A quick look at the number of plugins they give you (260) and the fact that you can use it to host any other VST you have, and you realize how easily this thing could merge with some punk biker kid from Tokyo, enhance his latent telekinetic abilities and usher in the higher evolutionary capabilities of mankind long before its time.  Add the usb ports and touch screen, and it becomes clear that a demon-machine, capable of blasting through the ass of any mortal man, woman or beast of the field, is now upon us.

The price tag gives me pause ($1100), but I get a lot done during those pauses.

Robotninjas don’t sleep

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