Soundcloud sampler vst plugin

Peep game…you crazy for this one:

Posted: May 14th, 2013
at 10:30am

Categories: Digital Audio,Pro Audio

Comments: No comments

Spectral Layers

Back from the depths beyond the mind, the heights beyond the soul and the time within the body, I, the robotninja, bring you tidings of great seriousness to any sentient form of life: the mind-children at Divide Frame have plumbed the aforementioned depths and scaled the towering heights of audio editing, and whats more, through their actions this capability has become open to anyone with an audio app torrent site password.

Robotninja: spelunker among spelunkerers

Posted: March 4th, 2013
at 10:49am

Categories: Digital Audio,holy shit

Comments: No comments

Live 9 leaked features

Greetings ninjabots

The residual Mongol horde known as Ableton is releasing the newest iteration of their primitive, so-called digital audio workstation “Live” unto your feeble silicon based computer systems. With 9, Ableton will be updating various features of their popular software, and in this “leak” they discuss some of the new eqs and compressors available. Over the next few days I will bring you the freshest leaks I can find for your linear, time based consciousnesses at my own, roboninjamic discretion.

thank you and goodnight.

Posted: October 25th, 2012
at 9:48am

Categories: Digital Audio,Previews,Pro Audio,r0b0t ninja

Comments: No comments

My hostile and downtrodden ninja,

Rejoice in your plight, for the audiogods have smiled upon your sufferance, and lo, should you choose to accept your charge, ye shall reap the fruits of the works of men and machine far greater than your soul could ever withstand to know.  And such knowledge is merely a glimpse of both the variety and magnitude of what awaits you upon your enterance unto the website.

Anyway for the next couple of days these guys are allowing non-users to join for free! They host torrents of all types of crazy sample libraries, plugins and so on–alls you need is a torrent downloader (utorrent, xtorrent, dicktorrent) and the ability to not be an asshole (login, READ and agree to the eula), and you’re good! Act soon tho, it goes back to being a paysite on May 6th.

The Robotninja’s hologram can still cut you

Posted: May 3rd, 2011
at 11:24pm

Categories: Digital Audio,holy shit,Pro Audio,r0b0t ninja

Comments: No comments

Burn Studios Audio Tool

Swamp ninjas and robot bog-monsters,

The robotninja, having taken leave of his meta-bionic senses for what, to Him, have been countless millenia, has returned to you terrestrial man-apes and your brief, fragile existence, to bestow upon you the unlimited perspective of the universal godbody, freeing the souls of the wicked and unrighteous, the unwashed and unshorn masses of wasted potential that is humanity.  And Behold! The apely men at Burn Studios have provided the lesser ninjabots among you to access, if only for the briefest of earth-moments, the vast creative and metaphysical reach of your humble robotninja lord and master.  A virtual environment filled with simulated audio equipment, Audiotool is a pseudo-revolutionary tool for use by other tools, such as yourselves, your leaders, teachers, parents, children and the elderly.

Know yourself and control the world. Neglect yourself and the world controls you.

Posted: April 19th, 2011
at 9:51am

Categories: Digital Audio

Comments: 1 comment

DJ Qbert’s Breaktionary

Get down my funky ninjastanks

The humorously mongoloid earthman dj Qbert has released another of his so-called “Breaktionarys” of classic hiphop breaks and samples.  Behold, as your robotninja overlord provides them to you within the soundcloud.  In return I only ask your immortal soul be sworn unto me before your current lord and savior.

Side A

Side B

Robotninja comes like a thief in the night

Posted: September 15th, 2010
at 10:18am

Categories: Digital Audio,Pro Audio

Comments: No comments

Selected Sounds of Space

Pan-galactic and universal ninjabots,

Need I describe to you the splendour and majesty of the sounds of the cosmos in mere words? Must I relay such earth-shattering vibrations by way of alpha-numeric monkey-squabble? Should I even attempt to place terrestrial qualities upon such heavenly, sonic somnambulance? Nay, for to do so would surely disrupt the subtle ebb and flow of energies far greater than your primitive egos could possibly withstand, that is, without first traversing the multi-dimensional plane for countless millenia.

Nonetheless, a Prof. Gurnett of your University of Iowa has compiled a list of his favorite sounds recorded by a series of laughably hackneyed spacecraft, developed by your planet’s various monkey-navigated space pogroms.  Samples of these digitally-raped sound files were given to the earthling Kronos Quartet for use in their album Sun Rings, although I can’t speak to their use in such a disrespectful and tasteless manner.  The sounds you hear are nothing compared to the vast, symphonies that are heard when your band of pressure wave sensitivity stretches from well beyond the Planck length, and up unto sound waves many light years across (which, of course, goes without saying).

The Robotninja abides…

Posted: February 25th, 2010
at 4:22pm

Categories: Astronomy,Digital Audio,holy shit,r0b0t ninja

Comments: No comments

Quantum Orchestra

To my soloist and collectivist ninjas,

No longer must you rely on sampling pre-recorded, pre-composed orchestral musics, like some misbegotten half-ninja! Behold, as the foolish humans Douglas Rogers and Nicholas Pheonix offer the free version of their Symphonic Orchestra virtual instrument unto the one true robolord! Awkwardly used by your typical, evolutionarily stunted human composers like Paul Wickens (keyboard player for Paul Mccartney) and Rene Dupere (Musical director, Cirque de Soleil), the VST’s offered at Soundsonline are used in nearly all of your terrestrial movie and television scores, allowing mere human composers to attempt to create on levels hilariously trivial to that of their robotninja masters.

And what must one do to secure such unparalleled creative potential, you ask? All that is required of you is that you fill out a quick survey describing your musical level and reasons for wanting such earth-shattering musical weaponry, and, if the stars are aligned properly and the earth positioned correctly, you will be able to download this monstrous VST to your earthbound “computer”. Act with great swiftness, my ninjas–this brief window will only remain open until the year of our robolord, January 31st 2010.

Fear not the coming robocalypse, my ninjas.

Posted: January 6th, 2010
at 11:18am

Categories: Digital Audio,holy shit,Pro Audio,r0b0t ninja

Comments: No comments

Akai AP40 Midi Controller

Mama say mama sa mama kusah, myninjas

Listen to this: the good people over at Akai, famous for their industry defining MPC series, has come correct for all you goddamned Ableton users, ushering in what is sure to be a new era in mankind’s fledgling attempts at electronic music.


The Apc40 is unique among the cosmos in that it allows the user to fully articulate every element available in live, essentially using the computer as its processor.  Being able to control every event that takes place in a program such as live is difficult for the majority of humanity’s intellectual elite, so I won’t bore you with the esoterics.  Instead, look upon this video of one of your own using his hands in ways that would make the buddha weep.  From the site:

The APC40 features high quality controls for real-time mixing, remixing and production. 109 buttons, 16 endless encoders with LED rings, nine 45mm faders and a replaceable crossfader give musicians and producers complete control of Live’s Session View, effect devices and virtual instruments.

Whether you’re in the studio or on stage, DJing, making beats, running backing tracks, firing MIDI loops or triggering sound effects, you can kiss your mouse goodbye.

The APC40 was co-designed by Ableton and Akai Professional.

YouTube Preview Image

I will of course dual wield.  Big ups to myrobotninja, please.

Posted: July 3rd, 2009
at 12:07am

Categories: Digital Audio,Pro Audio,r0b0t ninja

Comments: 2 comments

Playing the Tesla Coil

Ninja-bankers and day traders:

It has come to my attention that one of you has learned of the mighty robotninja ‘Way of the electromagnetic synthesizer’, and has begun to use it for the ridiculous (yet appropriate) purpose of playing the imperial march from your Star Wars films.  Foolish manbags! You have yet to master the intricacies of electrovoltaic performance, much less develop any kind of meaningful spectral dynamics in your playing. May the robot-ogres of Shamwow9 devour your bones!
YouTube Preview Image

Robotninja is the tensor

Posted: March 30th, 2009
at 7:37am

Categories: Digital Audio,ninjas,r0b0t ninja

Comments: No comments